dougbce's Blog

Oh boy Mayor Funkhauser I believe you are going completely off your rocker.  When are you going to be in the news, and you alone and not your precious Gloria?  You have topped it all now.  You are suing your own city that you are the mayor of?   Am I reading the article right? 

Are you trying to become a comedian?  If so I think it's possible that you  might have a good shot at it.  Sooner or later you are going to start appearing on comedy shows disgracing this cities mayor.  They could make a great skit of you and Gloria on MadTV or SNL or Comdy Central.

What the heck is wrong with you?  "Oh my gosh Gloria it's been over a week since we appeared in the news, so lets have a news conference at our house and tell all the reporters we are going to sue the city" says the mayor.  "Oh what a great idea, Funky!  I miss going to your office and riduculing people so much" says Gloria.

You two are completely off your rocker!

Hey by the way Mr. Mayor I just wanted to let you know your office is at 11th & Oak in downtown Kansas City.  Maybe you should call a cab to take you there since apparently you don't know where it is.